Great Zuckerboss, delightful Schmidt master,
Prithee! Tell me, what’s my price on the market?
I’ll give you some more content, for more accurate suggestions
I swear I’ll be productive and share with my connections.
Shape me profitable, formulate your ideal subject
Groom me to your investors, I want to look product perfect.

Bullseye! Another fool falls - it’s investment!
It went viral and took some balls
But product sold - you own an audience.

It’s been a long day at work today...
With data I toil, with adverts you pay.